Commit e6023367d779 added perl back to the kernel build. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

--- linux/arch/x86/boot/compressed/Makefile
+++ linux/arch/x86/boot/compressed/Makefile
@@ -89,8 +76,10 @@
 suffix-$(CONFIG_KERNEL_LZO) 	:= lzo
 suffix-$(CONFIG_KERNEL_LZ4) 	:= lz4
 
-RUN_SIZE = $(shell $(OBJDUMP) -h vmlinux | \
-	     perl $(srctree)/arch/x86/tools/calc_run_size.pl)
+RUN_SIZE = $(shell NUM='\([0-9a-fA-F]*[ \t]*\)'; objdump -h vmlinux | \
+sed -n 's/^[ \t0-9]*.b[sr][sk][ \t]*'"$$NUM$$NUM$$NUM$$NUM"'.*/\1\4/p' | \
+xargs | while read a b c d; do [ "$$b" != "$$d" ] && exit 1; \
+expr $$(printf "%d + %d + %d" 0x$$a 0x$$b 0x$$c); done)
 quiet_cmd_mkpiggy = MKPIGGY $@
       cmd_mkpiggy = $(obj)/mkpiggy $< $(RUN_SIZE) > $@ || ( rm -f $@ ; false )
 
--- linux/arch/x86/tools/calc_run_size.pl
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,39 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/perl
-#
-# Calculate the amount of space needed to run the kernel, including room for
-# the .bss and .brk sections.
-#
-# Usage:
-# objdump -h a.out | perl calc_run_size.pl
-use strict;
-
-my $mem_size = 0;
-my $file_offset = 0;
-
-my $sections=" *[0-9]+ \.(?:bss|brk) +";
-while (<>) {
-	if (/^$sections([0-9a-f]+) +(?:[0-9a-f]+ +){2}([0-9a-f]+)/) {
-		my $size = hex($1);
-		my $offset = hex($2);
-		$mem_size += $size;
-		if ($file_offset == 0) {
-			$file_offset = $offset;
-		} elsif ($file_offset != $offset) {
-			# BFD linker shows the same file offset in ELF.
-			# Gold linker shows them as consecutive.
-			next if ($file_offset + $mem_size == $offset + $size);
-
-			printf STDERR "file_offset: 0x%lx\n", $file_offset;
-			printf STDERR "mem_size: 0x%lx\n", $mem_size;
-			printf STDERR "offset: 0x%lx\n", $offset;
-			printf STDERR "size: 0x%lx\n", $size;
-
-			die ".bss and .brk are non-contiguous\n";
-		}
-	}
-}
-
-if ($file_offset == 0) {
-	die "Never found .bss or .brk file offset\n";
-}
-printf("%d\n", $mem_size + $file_offset);